Dredged From Within A Cave

Hello, this little cave is where I make a bunch of random shitposts, please enjoy your stay

phuijl:

scienced:

qsy-complains-a-lot:

retrogamingblog:

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

Passion.

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

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sailor-brunette:
“ trveroman:
“ theprisonindustrialcomplex:
“ yurujoeri:
“I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.
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I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first... sailor-brunette:
“ trveroman:
“ theprisonindustrialcomplex:
“ yurujoeri:
“I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.
”
I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first...

sailor-brunette:

trveroman:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

yurujoeri:

I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.

I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first instinct upon seeing the world’s most powerful vampire was to punch him in the face. Yes, he’s from that family isn’t he?”

*gets punched in the face*

“There’s only one clan of absolute fucking lunatics in this backwater sty crazy enough to see the avatar of evil and throw a haymaker. Belmont, how’re you doing? How’s the family?”

@goofyzachial

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Don’t kill yourself, please.

artistic-rising-demon:

breaking-dexter:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

You just saved mine.

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saintsalt:

thenimbus:

awfulmidis:

jerryterry:

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NO FUCKING WAY

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

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amy-alexandra:

ambris:

ask-keyframe:

catchymemes:

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

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By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

Wholesome and badass

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

I was gonna say, this kid is showing some real talent here.

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wii-demo:

tarzanforps1:

unorthodoxchronicles:

twin-gemiinii:

trohmosexual:

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

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It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

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This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies

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bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
” bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
” bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
” bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
” bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
” bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
” bando–grand-scamyon:
“I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion
”

bando–grand-scamyon:

I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion

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tjdalwavee:

Miles: hey

Aaron: no, like

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recoil-operated:
“ abyssalthaumaturge:
“ critical-perspective:
“ cointelpro-plant:
“Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
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Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic...

recoil-operated:

abyssalthaumaturge:

critical-perspective:

cointelpro-plant:

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic good.

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-.

When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of.

And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews.

Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. 

Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

American hero.

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onion-souls:

cpt-langosta:

onion-souls:

snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon <3

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

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Originally posted by giantmonster

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

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dragontatoes:

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

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A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

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thatll-do:
“ kianamaiart:
“ Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!
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I like how we collectively agree Bayonetta would love Kirby
” thatll-do:
“ kianamaiart:
“ Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!
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I like how we collectively agree Bayonetta would love Kirby
” thatll-do:
“ kianamaiart:
“ Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!
”
I like how we collectively agree Bayonetta would love Kirby
” thatll-do:
“ kianamaiart:
“ Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!
”
I like how we collectively agree Bayonetta would love Kirby
”

thatll-do:

kianamaiart:

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

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I like how we collectively agree Bayonetta would love Kirby

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charlesoberonn:
“ the1timelady:
“ jayjaysingh:
“ daveandjadeotp:
“ jetgreguar:
“ i’ve been comprimised
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i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
”
It get better this guy, he...

charlesoberonn:

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

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thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

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thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

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blocking the street with a DIY railway

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blind man driving

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AND as a snail on a speedway

Why is the last gif played in reverse?

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feathersescapism:
“ snarksandkisses:
“ Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:
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Please do not fuck this up guys. Please.
” feathersescapism:
“ snarksandkisses:
“ Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:
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Please do not fuck this up guys. Please.
”

feathersescapism:

snarksandkisses:

Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind:

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Please do not fuck this up guys. Please.

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